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    DWolfwood's Avatar
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    Dylan Wolfwoodicus
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    The Game Needs Bathrooms (and Toilets)

    Now I know people do the world a service by making bathrooms in their houses, but seriously, where are all the bathrooms!? I wanna walk around Eorzea and overhear awkward conversation text when I pass by a bathroom, ala FF7 and just about every game with a sense of humor.

    I constantly look inside houses and wonder where these people go to the bathroom at and take showers. It's horrible!
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    Enkidoh's Avatar
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    Enkidoh Roux
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    Basically, this trope is in effect here.

    Besides, Eorzea is an early-Industrial Era/post-Medieval setting - few people if any are going to have indoor plumbing. What amounts for a toilet would be little more than a chamberpot under their bed, and bathing would be 'dunk yourself in the nearest pond or river'.

    The game even states this with the FATE 'Downwind' where it's mentioned how the inhabitants of Little Ala Mhigo have to dig latrines outside of town just to prevent the stench... lingering in town... which inevitably attracts wildlife.

    Goddess I can't believe I'm talking about this....
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    Last edited by Enkidoh; 05-02-2016 at 11:53 AM.

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    Knot Destroyer
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    Asura
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    Quote Originally Posted by DWolfwood View Post
    Now I know people do the world a service by making bathrooms in their houses, but seriously, where are all the bathrooms!? I wanna walk around Eorzea and overhear awkward conversation text when I pass by a bathroom, ala FF7 and just about every game with a sense of humor.

    I constantly look inside houses and wonder where these people go to the bathroom at and take showers. It's horrible!
    We did those 3 things at river(or sea as well).
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    AnaviAnael's Avatar
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    Anavi Anael
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    Balmung
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    Perhaps the Eorzean magics work like they did in this episode of family guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hl0kfgyxAE

    Digital poop removal.
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    Ertai Spelldragon
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    I am sure it is somewhere on their lists to add to the game...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    Basically, this trope is in effect here.

    Besides, Eorzea is an early-Industrial Era/post-Medieval setting - few people if any are going to have indoor plumbing. What amounts for a toilet would be little more than a chamberpot under their bed, and bathing would be 'dunk yourself in the nearest pond or river'.

    The game even states this with the FATE 'Downwind' where it's mentioned how the inhabitants of Little Ala Mhigo have to dig latrines outside of town just to prevent the stench... lingering in town... which inevitably attracts wildlife.

    Goddess I can't believe I'm talking about this....
    They don't have to be inside! I respect the lore, show us them outhouses!
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    Emstidor Diabolos
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    Excalibur
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    Monk Lv 71
    http://i.imgur.com/6iW8G5R.jpg

    Now I'm terrified to ask what you savages have been using.
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    Ash Kand'r
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    There is also a Quest in Southern Thanalan where you have to scare away peeping toms watching female miquotes bathe outside of town. So there are no bathing or washing rooms.
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    Last edited by Animarelic; 05-02-2016 at 01:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emstidor View Post
    http://i.imgur.com/6iW8G5R.jpg

    Now I'm terrified to ask what you savages have been using.
    Thanalan.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Born to lose, Live to win.

    RIP Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister

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    Suzu Hakase
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    Nah, the game really doesn't need either of those things.
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