DPS corner of Shame

[Rowyne]

Twice in the same T5 clear, I used Repelling Shot hit the wall during the second phase.

There's a BRD in our static that did that a couple times. We ribbed him about it for a few weeks. I think he took it off his bar until we were done clearing T5 for our FC.

[Arkenne]

I was in the Cuff of the Son's lass battle and the boss was about to cast its "go hide or die" skill.
Since Im a NIN didn't feel the need to rush despite the block of ice being way away from me.
When the cast was almost complete I turned my camera and Shukuchied to behind the Ice Boulder... except I fumbled and clicked at a side of it, explosion happened and it burned me while standing barely 2 steps away from the safe zone at a spote everyone could see me die...

Yep... that was a shame...

[Stupiduglytaru]

Did M3 today, we are all waiting around for it to begin once we were at the boss.

I see the tank move in, so begin my precast's just as the tank hits it the 2nd tank starts a ready check x.x.

I had to begin my opener otherwise my sharpcast would be lost so i press on ahead with a big fat ready check screen blocking my view, finally i get to a point i can quickly switch the ready check screen off and as i do i notice im marked with the aoe. I click sprint but no too late, lands right next to the boss hitting everyone XD

I apologise and we carry on the rest of run with no probs

[Yeol]

Sometimes I forget to turn on WM after finishing level 50 DR :s

[Yunnae]

We were doing A1S faust with my static... I was super motivated, I wanted to kick all ninja's ass in FFlogs for faust.

I've received balance and spear from our AST ! I've missed NOTHING, I've done everything right. Feeling a lot of pride, waiting for someone to tell me the dps I hear

Static : "Yunaae, you've fucked up bad here ! "

Me : "WHAT ? How ! I didn't miss a thing, wtf ! What's my dps ?"

Static : "It's around 1100ish"

Me : "You're kidding me"

And there it is... Checking what could have I done wrong... AND I didn't have poisons up.

Yes - I'm a ninja. (Or wanna be according to my static! )

[SethC]

Pretty short one, and without real consequences other than a waste of time, but it still counts.

So, Antitower's final boss, Calcabrina.
You know, her parry-type of protection around her that cancels out and instantly counters any attack not coming from the front?
Yeah, that thing.
Well, it turns out it also works against Limit Breaks. It may sounds obvious, but I'll admit I didn't thought that one through up until the point where I saw her cast it right before the animation lock.

At least my group got a good chuckle out of it. My face, however, did not, since she counter that as well. >.> (Okay, it's only worth 2k of damage, but still !)

[MidlouLii]

There's a BRD in our static that did that a couple times. We ribbed him about it for a few weeks. I think he took it off his bar until we were done clearing T5 for our FC.

First time I did Titan back in ARR, AOE circle popped so I did what i normally did in Oh shit moments... and repelling shotted


Myself off the cliff and let my FC carry me.


It was one of those moments of "Oh yeah... that was dumb. GG"

[Hrimfaxi]

Went to spam Bismarck extreme for the cool mount. Just started the dungeon and started attacking when I elegantly exclusive jump off the cliff with style.

I was like WTF WRONG BUTTONNNNNNN and yeah had the team to carry me for the rest of the run.

It was my first derp ever in a dungeon run XD

[Zomkei]

Went to spam Bismarck extreme for the cool mount. Just started the dungeon and started attacking when I elegantly exclusive jump off the cliff with style.

I've elusive jumped into the wall in t13 at least 5 times when trying to get extra DPS in before earth shakers. I've also accidentally auto ran into a wall or an aoe (like the line aoe in AS1) with my controller since I have a bad habit of continuously trying to pull my screen further back.

[Arkenne]

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