*scene on the day*

Reporter: "So Yoshi, first question. How many hours a day have you and the development team been at the office working on the 1.19 patch?"

*Yoshi takes a drag of a cigarette and puts it out on an ashtray, then laughs*

Yoshi: "You don't wanna know buddy, you just... don't wanna know..."

*In the background a distraught worker slams his hand against a locked door screaming "LET ME OUT!!!!"*