Can I please have the option to dropkick Alphinaud and Minfilia

[Edewen]

I'm with the OP on this one.

Alphy, will continue to call him Alphy so long as he acts like a naive child, should not be in charge of anything. They look to him as a leader why? Bc he is related to old man? He is a crybaby who needs a reality check.

Minfilia, queen of the useless. All she ever did was call you on the link pearl to tell you to come over and then proceeds to tell you something should could have said over the dam pearl and sends you off to the armpit of gridania just to tell someone else something when you know dam well they have a link pearl too.

Seriously though, who do I need to give money to in order to get a /troutslap macro that is usable on npcs such as these 2.