Quote Originally Posted by Lemuria View Post
The only roast a lalafell should be subjected to is the comedic kind where you make good-natured jabs at their expense. Roegadyn, now they've got way more meat than we Lalafell do. Eat them instead!

Wait... why are you looking at me like that. Stay back! Back I say!
You ain't getting my meat! We need to be big to withstand blow after blow as a tank.