How do you roast a Lalafell?

[Paladinleeds]

The only roast a lalafell should be subjected to is the comedic kind where you make good-natured jabs at their expense. Roegadyn, now they've got way more meat than we Lalafell do. Eat them instead!

Wait... why are you looking at me like that. Stay back! Back I say!

You ain't getting my meat! We need to be big to withstand blow after blow as a tank.

[SerenAuditore]

As a wise hobbit would say, boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew

[Matty_Pockets]

You fall asleep for 30 minutes, and look what happens!
NO COOKING ME! D: I am not food!

[Lemuria]

You ain't getting my meat! We need to be big to withstand blow after blow as a tank.

That just means your meat is more tenderized.

[AnaviAnael]

You fall asleep for 30 minutes, and look what happens!
NO COOKING ME! D: I am not food!

The excited expression on the coeurl kitten's face says otherwise.

[Kaiser-Ace]

Rare? Medium well? Well done?

Veeeeeery Carefully.

[ruskie]

Mmmmm lala bbq!

[Evangela]

Burn them.

[MeiUshu]

get dressed in full clothing resistant to fire..grab the Lala lift him up in front of Ifrit...close eyes takes a deep breath ..feel the heat and look at the Lala..

You have now a very roasted lala that you can cover in sauce and enjoy...*cough*.

(I am not like that lol)

[Valkyrie-Amber]

mmmmmm roast lala :P