1) Immediately head to Limsa to drink rum and bed wenches
2) Go to the Brume and play dice with my homies and free style and talk about how much the guards suck
3) Kick every Lalafell and send them flying through the air dramatically
4) Experience what it feels like to have beady eyes upon me
5) Make awesome food and gorge myself since I'm 60 culinarian in Eorzea but level 4 irl
There's more but I could go on and on