Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Nekotee]

- check out my new body: feel the horns, the tail and the scales
- go to my fc house, try all the food that is everywhere and wonder why it hasn't gone bad
...
- TRY TO TURN A PAGE IN MY SMN AND SCH BOOKS

This clearly !!!

And then switch to Blm to try some flare around (and burning my FC house too...)
Hoping this would work kinda like Log Horizon (in the air menu to switch job and check spell and stuff)

Then i would definitely hunt down some aura and play... *wink* maybe some Cute moon miqote too

And finally move on Cid's workshop and lock him in for my personal use <3
(In EVERY way... Crafting... Advice... And even more *cough*)

[Ageofwar]

..but wait
Not in your own, real-life body, but in your (main) character's body! You retain all your Earthly memories but suddenly you wake up and are in your adventurer's body.

What do you do?

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I'd probably freak out at first since I'm suddenly a guy but after that I'd run around a bunch since I can barely run around IRL...so out of shape.... but I'm just going to assume constantly adventuring makes you pretty fit. I'd then probably go fishing. Ah yeah and I guess suddenly having a tail would be...interesting.
Y'alls turn.

it won't phase me one bit since my main Character appearance is based on the real life me. mind you the tail and ears will get some getting used to.

[Ruri]

..but wait
Not in your own, real-life body, but in your (main) character's body! You retain all your Earthly memories but suddenly you wake up and are in your adventurer's body.

What do you do?

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I'd probably freak out at first since I'm suddenly a guy but after that I'd run around a bunch since I can barely run around IRL...so out of shape.... but I'm just going to assume constantly adventuring makes you pretty fit. I'd then probably go fishing. Ah yeah and I guess suddenly having a tail would be...interesting.
Y'alls turn.

Step 1: Shock.. grew cat eats and tail and turned female
Step 2: Play with said attachments
Step 3: Wonder how I can carry 100 items and an armory chest full of 100 more and still run and sprint long distance without taking a break or drinking water (On MUD's you had to eat and drink to be able to move)
Step 4: Pull out all my weapons and immediately start stabbing monsters 50-60 levels under me
Step 5: Fly on flying mount
Step 6: Teleport around because I can
Step 7: Jump off random cliffs and still live

[AskaRay]

I've been thinking about it and I'd probably have to figure out how to get my pans off and on...they're so tight
how does that even work
what do guys do with tight pants??????????

[LDR]

I've been thinking about it and I'd probably have to figure out how to get my pans off and on...they're so tight
how does that even work
what do guys do with tight pants??????????

suffer and regret

and use talc if their leather

....im saying too much

[Legion88]

Do the ingame rules count or are we in the real Eorzea? Would make a huge difference to some of the plans mentioned here.^^

[Tanathya]

Definitely go investigate and put corrupt clergymen and nobles down. That is what I do.

[Remus]

Kill all cat people I come across.

[AskaRay]

suffer and regret

and use talc if their leather

....im saying too much

oh my......

[Cherub]

I've got a tail now soooo probably stick myself into myself and have some sickening and weird hours for myself in a private room (I'm sorry humanity)

Once I'm done with my sins and Humanity accepts me as theirs again, I'd probably start working towards becoming a Sage like in the good old FFs. Learn how to really summon deities, black and white magic and whatever else there is. I'd work towards specializing in magic and I'd be obsessed with it. Maybe try to join the Sharlayans and start living there.