Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Vespar]

I would cry a lot. Suddenly I would realise I have no eyebrows, no butts, empty underwear and that I'm surrounded by creepy dwarfs and cat people. I would also try not to get hit by moons that falling from the sky, burnt by dragons, avoid selling my soul to an Ascian, getting rekt by a Primal and generally avoid aggro anything.

You could just tell everyone you lost your brows in the calamity... along with your "man parts", and while fleeing for your life, a stray meteor grazed your buttocks.

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As for me I would do what Atoll above me said. I'd first try out casting magic... I'm not gonna lie, I will walk outside and blow up an unsuspecting marmot with Flare....

After that, I'd probably get my bearing straight, and then gear up and test my mettle (and pain tolerance) outside. If I can stand the pain, I'll become an adventurer. I may also intentionally injure myself on WHM just so I can watch my injuries instantly seal themselves up with a cure, etc. If I cant stand the pain I'll hole up inside the city walls and become a crafter for hire, because how cool is it to just synthesize something without having to put in all that work sawing and cutting and grinding up materials

[Tizzy_Tormentor]

Go straight to an Inn room and not come out for a few hours. For reasons...

You will be disappointed, considering all Eorzean's have anatomies akin to Barbie Dolls, meaning featureless crotches...

OT: I would probably just play with all my minions all day, because lets face it, its a toss up between adventuring and getting the bejesus kicked out of you, or hanging out in yer house playing with all your pets, sounds like an easy choice here, not to mention all the Eorzean dishes to try.

[Kingmanath]

1) Panic
2) Spy my retainers to check if they are lazy or good thieves
3) Slap Tataru
4) Build a house where Kan-E-Senna meets us
5) Play with all my minions
6) Fly with all my mounts
7) Slap Alphinaud
8) Play TT
9) Kill Bahamut
10) Slap Alphinaud with Tataru

[Astrapls]

Go to my private chambers with my in game waifu to make our real life friendship very awkward.

[Pomelo]

Well firstly it depends on which of my characters I became lol.
If it was my Roe, I'd be shocked that I went to sleep Male and awoke Female. I'd prolly cry at carrying these massive boobs around all the time..

[AskaRay]

Well firstly it depends on which of my characters I became lol.
If it was my Roe, I'd be shocked that I went to sleep Male and awoke Female. I'd prolly cry at carrying these massive boobs around all the time..

You would definitely cry and be shocked at how heavy boobs actually are,.

[ValyrianBlood]

The question is: are the other players also suddenly in Eorzea? Or am I among NPCs and palyer driven PCs? I think that would make a hella differance

- check out my new body: feel the horns, the tail and the scales
- go to my fc house, try all the food that is everywhere and wonder why it hasn't gone bad
- try to figure out how to change my jobs, test how every gear set feels, test it out on the doll
- summon egis and faeries and figure out if I actually can communicate with them or just command
- TRY TO TURN A PAGE IN MY SMN AND SCH BOOKS
- enjoy the view in the mist and try to swim???
- Hop on every mount and test which is the most comfortable to ride and fly with (I love ponies but I can't imagine riding/flying on them without a saddle feels any good)
- take a flight in the sea of clouds
- look if females also don't have nipples
- Hit on Ser Aymeric, Lucia, maybe Hilda, go back in time to hit on Moenbryda
and actually much much more

[LDR]

important questions however

are we the only one or does everyone wake up as their WoL

and if so

are we restricted to our server pop, or is it all melded into 1 giant world

i need to know
for sciences
and butt touching

[AskaRay]

important questions however

are we the only one or does everyone wake up as their WoL

and if so

are we restricted to our server pop, or is it all melded into 1 giant world

i need to know
for sciences
and butt touching

Everyone is now in one world
You're only the WoL if you believe you are

[LDR]

time to hunt down cuties from the selfie thread and ask if i can tocu their face
and their butt :3c