Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Ilitsa]

I would start by reveling in my new sexy body, and then play with my tail, horns, and scales, And then I would find my dearest Minfilia and try to woo her. There'd be lots of adventuring to be done too, of course.

[CosmicKirby]

About an hour of naughty things in an Inn room. Followed by a several hour long existential crisis. A couple hours in the fetal position. Reflection that the naughty things probably weren't really as I imagined they would be. By evening, rugged acceptance of life as I journey to the nearest Bar and drink as I would if I wasn't a small lady.

I wonder if I'd keep my drinking weight, or be infinitely worse at drinking.

[KaijinRhada]

Aside from the shock of suddenly getting a deeper voice, and you know, a sudden sex change, I would be a bit alarmed at having horns instead of ears and would be curious at how I can hear. I would probably be pretty alright with such a fine-ass body and build, but I would then be sad at remembering that my character has no booty to go with it.

Aside from playing around with the tail and poking around the scales, I suppose testing one's physical limits would be next; lots of punching on the menu, minus any sort of dying hopefully. >_>

[Sarynth]

Oh and there\\'s the RMTs

After the obligatory hour in the inn I could slap the rmts senseless

[LDR]

Work out exactly where am i storing all this gear and furniture >.>

Then i would revel in being a full mage and go destroy things.

No one would notice any difference between me and the WoL

[Synrin]

I would touch all my scales just to see how they actually feel, sniff my chocobo because I wonder how bad they really stink, and then I would go to Haurchefant's memorial and cry my heart out. And then I'd go and try to hug Aymeric. And then I'd try to find my SO because I couldn't survive without him.. Gotta check if the same had happened to him.. If it did, I will have to question my sexuality. :C

[Mixae]

Be the fluffiest Miqote BLM and sulk about not having internet and then go live in a tree.

[CrimsonThunder]

Cactpot.


#NoEscape

[Riardon]

I would cry a lot. Suddenly I would realise I have no eyebrows, no butts, empty underwear and that I'm surrounded by creepy dwarfs and cat people. I would also try not to get hit by moons that falling from the sky, burnt by dragons, avoid selling my soul to an Ascian, getting rekt by a Primal and generally avoid aggro anything.

[Atoli]

Why is it especially the female lalas who want to instantly hide in an inn room to play around with their new private parts?! I find that pretty disturbing ;_;

I'd cast magic first °-° Who wouldn't do that?! It's pretty much the only thing that is completely impossible in RL.
Then I'd finally find out how earrings are hooked to my horns, get used to the different(?) way of hearing and my new petite build, and then proceed to become the new pop idol of Eorzea xD
(yes, I read 1/2 Prince lately, go figure)

No way would I go into dungeons or trials or any form of fighting for that matter! :x
Getting hit and possibly dying is only fun as long as it doesn't ACTUALLY hurt..xD

Oh, and I'd eat ALL THE THINGS. So many amazing recipes, and I could eat ALL IN ONE DAY if I wanted to, without ever feeling full or gaining any weight <3
Actually, I think that could be worth giving the internet up for..x)
Just going on a culinary journey all over Hydaelyn for the rest of my life, taking in the sights on my trusty chocobo, writing a journal and trying any and all recipes to be found in this world.
..not too bad