Worst for me had to be when I was talking in free company about how much snow was incoming, and I said in party chat "I'm looking forward to 8in tonight..." yeah the party had a field day with that one.

Worst for me had to be when I was talking in free company about how much snow was incoming, and I said in party chat "I'm looking forward to 8in tonight..." yeah the party had a field day with that one.

Becareful where you MT around me.
First one is protected because I still need the blackmail.
The resident married couple in the FC. Laughs were had.
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RIP Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister



I brought it up in the Healer Horror stories thread, but I can mention it here too since it counts to the thread topic.
I once had a really awful run against Garuda HM because the DPS and Tanks were taking way too much avoidable damage. (Standing in hurricanes, etc) The OT made it worse by not bothering with the adds that spawned (the party was too undergeared for a proper speed run overall) and let the Garuda sisters chew up the DPS and healers. (Me being among the healers, and arguably the only two competent ones in the said party) DPS started spewing crap about how us Healers are supposed to keep them alive at all times, while they go and continue to stand in crap that they could be avoiding. (I must have pulled off 10 rezs in that round alone. SCH MP power go!) After the inevitable wipe, the first thing that happens is I get kicked from the party, despite being the only one who didn't die and avoided extra damage as much as I could. I assume the other healer also got booted or even just left on his own considering how much trash talk he was taking too.
After that, I started complaining to a LS about just how god awful the latest DF group I ran with was. Somehow, I had switched the chat from the LS to Shout at one point and my final complaint message was sent for all of Mor Dhona to see as follows:
"No thanks. The last Garuda HM group I ran with left me with cancer and a rotting brain."
The responses I got in return made my day though.
"DDDAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN! That is ****ed up!"
"At least it wasn't herpes..."
That's the only major MT I remember ever doing in the game.

My favorite MT story is my in-game hubby's. He was trying to explain what a strawberry milkshake in adult slang means to someone in our fc and explained it instead to his whole ST or WoD run instead. We still all give him a hard time for it.

My static was having issues with one particular member acting out, and we were discussing whether or not we'd give 'em the boot.
I finally decided that I'd be okay with them sticking around, as long as they're "kept on a tight leash." I followed up with: "Tight leash. TIGHT leash." Y'know, for emphasis.
In FC chat.
Face went beet red. Didn't even try to defend myself. FC chat blew up with "wow ema kinky din no u were into dat lol haha" and "YOU ARE VERY BONDAGE."
I just found a hole to go quietly die in until it blew over. :]



Not really horrible, I just talking with my LS with different language about messed up duty roulette I had while hangout with japanese neighbor but ended up talking on public. Fortunately they don't know my language and I instead say ”みす!w”
. "A man can have anything...if he's willing to sacrifice.."
hmmm talking about some bad tank that i got in my DF ......to PARTY chat instead of FC ....doh!
the worse i remember....my gf asking me if i wanted to stop playing and ***censured**** ....to FC chat instead of tell....she was so embarrased that closed the game instantly.....my FC bursted in LOOOOOOOOOL , OMG and what not .....
Perfectly timed MT though... (this wasn't taken from my end)
Last edited by DragonSlayer45; 10-21-2015 at 11:05 AM.



One night, my ingame hubby was a bit drunk and somehow convinced himself I was neither a girl nor a human, but a male robotWe joked around for a bit but at some point I got a bit annoyed by his utter distrust, so I wrote a long, angry text about how YES, I am female and made of flesh and blood and if he really doesn't believe me he should just check for himself already...only that I sent it to someone looking for members for an alex party who was shouting in Idyllshire..xD
(yes, I'm a lazy person who likes clicking on names to send tells, but I missed my hubby's name)
The person actually answered and said he couldn't care less if I was male or female, human, robot or alien, as long as I did my job, and if he should invite me..^^°
I got into a very enjoyable run in the end..![]()
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. "A man can have anything...if he's willing to sacrifice.."


We joked around for a bit but at some point I got a bit annoyed by his utter distrust, so I wrote a long, angry text about how YES, I am female and made of flesh and blood and if he really doesn't believe me he should just check for himself already...only that I sent it to someone looking for members for an alex party who was shouting in Idyllshire..xD


