Joke Weapons? :D

[TechnoTechie]

to be honest, when i first saw this, I thought it was a joke weapon... like something out of the American Gladiators TV show (Mythrite Pugil Stick):

[Hioki]

Fat chocobo weapons.

Maybe some different themed weapons from sports. Ast holding a soccer ball, a paint ball gun for mch, a goal post for drg, a rule book for sch/smn with matching referee attire, a lumberjack outfit for war?

[mcspamm]

+1 for joke weapons, preferably with interesting / odd on-hit sound effects.

e.g.

DRK: Frozen tuna; Giant squid
PLD: Baseball bat & glove (to "catch" enemy attacks with); Tonberry knife & lamp
WAR: Electric guitar; (Snow) shovel
DRG: Lamp post; Microphone stand
MNK: Sock puppets; Cow bells; Tambourines
NIN: Maracas; Drum sticks (musical tool); Drumsticks (food); Glow sticks
BRD: ???
MCH: Tennis ball (Blitz ball?) launcher
BLM: Weather vane?
SMN: Comic book; FFXIV strategy guide
AST: Crystal ball; Mini ahriman eye (cute version of Sauron's eye)
SCH: Nudie mag; Dictionary
WHM: Candy cane; Rain stick?

[MaethusXion]

to be honest, when i first saw this, I thought it was a joke weapon... like something out of the American Gladiators TV show (Mythrite Pugil Stick):

While I was leveling DRG(2nd job, PLD was first) I used that until about 55 or so? Called it my Giant Q-Tip of Doom.

[Eul]

SCH: Nudie mag

...Why SCH should get nudie mag? Are we perverted enough by seeing Eos's butts?

[BGrimm]

slingshot for bard. Was originally thinking for MCH but the bard has the draw back animations to pull it back.

[Satyagrahi]

Please do not do joke weapons. I will have a much harder time getting friends to come to FFXIV and take it seriously.

[Loony_BoB]

My faves of those mentioned, with some of my own added in...

DRK: Nail Bat
PLD: Kitchen knife and pot lid
WAR: Shovel/Rake/Giant lollipop
DRG: Mop
MNK: Sock puppets
NIN: Maracas
BRD: Ukelele
MCH: Nerf gun
BLM: Umbrella
SMN: SMN for Dummies
AST: Beach ball
SCH: SCH for Dummies
WHM: Candy Cane

[Morningstar1337]

Personally I would like weapons to have different skins. Cause it's not unusal for wizards to use daggers or scythe, have staves look like aesthetically like them but still function like holding a staff.

The same could go for other jobs.

You know that the armory system makes that and new jobs mutually exclusive right? In fact the PLD Daggers were reskinned becasue daggers were now ROG's weapons

[Immut]

WHM already have a joke weapon^^

Mistilteinn - a giant bouquet of flowers :x

I need this. And here i thought the i70 weapon was the most flamboyant one with it's little chime.