How do you actually -get- on Balmung

[Shellasaurus]

4am-ish on monday, tuesday, wednesday, or thursday. As long as none of the above are a holiday or next to one. Or, as someone mentioned, near maintenance beginning/end.

But... can we skip the cosplayers and just sacrifice minfilia?

I swear to the twelve and the nine hells; first few times I heard them call her Manfilia.

And yes. I say we sacrifice the lot of them to the one true lord and saviour, bacon.

But in all honesty and seriousness; can't they upgrade the server for Balmung?