You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

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when "that time of the month" is really when yoshi's dev letters come out to read.

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when your sitting around fishing and trying to think of new ...you know you play too much ffxiv when... jokes.

[Konachibi]

-When you see a picture of a cute asian and wonder how she managed to hide her ears and tail
-When you stand around in a city shouting "Looking for party for NM, send me a /tell"
-When you learn how to create things by following a crafting recipe from the game
-When you look into the sky and mistake an airplane for an airship
-When you begin to believe Dodo's aren't really extinct, and that they burp a lot
-When you start to believe ostrich's are just black chocobos, and that their normal call is "wark wark!"

[Urthdigger]

This is something from both XI and XIV, but I'll often look at the items and methods used to create something in-game, and try to figure out how it's done. As a result, I've studied smithing, wire production, how to make chainmail, found out the mercury in the eissenplate set from XI is likely used with the silver to make an amalgam for the ornamentation, and other such random useless facts.

[Konachibi]

-When you stand infront of an empty counter at a shop expecting a vendor to magically spawn infront of it.

[Rinoa]

Urthdigger, Have you ever been in a blacksmithing club? I was in one for a while, But I only go to the yearly conventions now.

-When you want to become a real life Alchemist.

[Konachibi]

-When you think Neo in The Matrix would have been a better conjurer if he'd been wearing the hempen set instead of midnight-night black dodo leather
-When you pull over to see if the mouse you ran over dropped an earring
-When you spend all day talking in the lodestone forum whilst you wait for the leve's to reset.... oh shi-

[Urthdigger]

Urthdigger, Have you ever been in a blacksmithing club? I was in one for a while, But I only go to the yearly conventions now.

-When you want to become a real life Alchemist.

Sounds like it'd be a ton of fun, but as a full time student I don't think I'd really have the time, or money, to do actual blacksmithing.

[Konachibi]

"So, what did you do at blacksmithing club today?"

"I made a bronze chakram! Oddly enough it was harder than beating a hammer against a couple of bronze nuggets for a few seconds..."

[Rinoa]

- When you try to sell the stuff you get from roadkill, Like furs/bones/fangs.