You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

[Bittereye]

Here's one, true story, I was at work typing up an email and I actually used the word 'Congratulations' at the start of it. So I typed the letters "Con" then I hit TAB for the auto translator.... -_- I was all wait, what? No auto-translator? My coworker in the cube next to me, a non gamer, looked over and asked, "What's wrong?" ummm yeah nothing at all

[Veltaine]

oh yeah... you know you play too much? when your
facebook profile is your character... although right now you wont find his pic, but hes quite famous up there

look it up,
Gennario T Veltaine.. hahaha

[MeowMeow]

You know you play too much FFXIV when you cosplay it IRL.

Seriously... Cosplay needs to stop. There's a reason normal people don't run around dressed as fruity elves trying to cast spells and vanquish dragons all day IRL... Because they're too busy being higher ranked and better geared than you in the actual game!

[Viridiana]

- When you think of the person who's late to work as being afk

- When talking on the phone involves pressing the push-to-talk key on your keyboard for some reason.

[Lexa]

-When your girlfriend's panties become an unique drop

+ you can't take it off
+ you start to believe that it's indestructible...

[Seif]

You expect a leve-clear screen when leaving home from work.

[weeble]

when G Spot starts to mean the location of your guild in uldah.

[Bigcatman]

The only times I have ever done something like this is when someone asked me to go somewhere and I tried to use my map to find out where it was (FFXI days) and I tried to "check" someone walking down the road because I didn't recognize them (also FFXI days). These have since stopped lol.

[Nini_Fisher]

when you hear "party", you instantly reply (Archer) r47 (Please invite me)

[KumaAkuma]

- When you die of dehydration, because you lost your job, your wife (if you even had one) left you and you couldn't even bother to get up to get a coke out of the fridge yourself.