You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

[Ferth]

when you try to use auto translate on Facebook and other forums such as this one.

Another throw back to FFXI... I used auto translate alot, mostly ones that were LS jokes...

I also developed a bad habit of pressing escape when I want to clear the chat input box for IMs... in FFXI it cleared the box... on IM services, it closes the window.

Also when people complain to me on IMs I have a tendency to "/comfort" every once in awhile it's a friend who never played an MMO and they are like "wtf?"

[Anima]

- When a friend/classmate of yours make a mistake and you shout "- 50 DKP!!! lolololol"
- When you try to hit 1111 Button subconsciously
- When a teacher lectures you and you wished you had an [ESC] button with you
- When you start calling people's underwears "Subligars!"
- When you wish you had a Gun-pencil
- When you start calling "Daydream"; being "afk"
- When a friend of yours ran out of stamina and you say "WTF dude!? It's gone!"
- When you ask a Tailor; "Can you repair my Cotton Clothing? It's heavily damaged."
- When someone ask What Class are you on, you answer; I'm a Gladiator.
- When a Craftsmen failed, you say; "lololol You just botched it!"
- When you see a Ladybug and think; "Meh, only R3"
- When you think of Cid whenever you see a Blonde-haired Scientist
- When your place is messy and you wished you could just NPC them.
- When you think Africa is Aldenard
- When you're playing basketball and a friend of yours has a Target, you ask "Which did
you use? Mode A B or C?
- When you pass a dog behind a fence and think "That's definitely gonna Aggro"
- When you wish you had a Chocobo instead of your Car/Motorcycle
- When you call the Military; The Garlean.
- When you call an Errand; Behest
- When you call your Office a Dungeon and your Boss The Party Leader.

[Etienn]

when you start calling people by their in game names or refer to them as such to people in real life whether you know their real name or not...

[CrystalObsidian]

When you notice someone walking behind you in a hallway, following your path almost exactly, and you get annoyed, turn around and yell "Stop auto-following me!!!"

[HiirNoivl]

When you cook dinner and earn SP

[Davorok]

-You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

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...you quit a Party because "..they're not playing their job right."...or you stay in the party and chase away the main tank or healer with constant "advice".

I know this was a FFXI problem (to me) but I hope XIV does not repeat, though I'm sure it will.

[weeble]

when your game controller vibrates, but you don't have vibrate on ...and oh it's coming from your the bedroom.

[Rinoa]

- When you wish you had a Gun-pencil
- When you ask a Tailor; "Can you repair my Cotton Clothing? It's heavily damaged."
- When someone ask What Class are you on, you answer; I'm a Gladiator.
- When you see a Ladybug and think; "Meh, only R3"
- When you pass a dog behind a fence and think "That's definitely gonna Aggro"
- When you wish you had a Chocobo instead of your Car/Motorcycle
- When you call the Military; The Garlean.
- When you call an Errand; Behest
- When you call your Office a Dungeon and your Boss The Party Leader.

Those are the best I've seen yet, I'll probably try to make the Gun-pencil someday.

1-When you hear a mouse in your house and you think "Great another marmot, as if we didn't have enough already"

[weeble]

when:

Weeble Wobble is a cool ass lalafell and not some dinky toy. /cheer

[Keith_Dragoon]

When your friends introduce you to their friends using you in-game name. >.>

"Keith meet Nick, Nick.. Keith" "My name is not Keith but ok... >.>;"