I'm bowing out of this conversation, this was sticking my hand in a hornet's nest of bad faith arguments and people ignoring the fact that the tattoo required absolutely nothing besides install time + the time to create a character, and I don't really care to put more attention to it. I had a long reply and all but there's basically no point in continuing this, because people are far too defensive over the idea of making some kind of way for new players to get the tattoo. Plus jeez, debating against 4 different people is a pain in the <kupo!>.

Have fun feeling special by having tattoo that took basically nothing to earn and preventing other players from having it.