I am amazed at how many people seem completely baffled by what is nothing more than old English, perhaps they don't teach this in America but in UK it is pretty much taught from the time you can read a book and start reading Shakespeare. So perhaps instead of saying how annoying it is to not understand what they are saying how about educating yourself about some of the early forms of the language you currently speak. In fact I would be interested if the other clients in French and German use similar text in their localisations.

Would you people prefer they spoke modern Americanism's? Maybe Estenien can post a twitter message whenever he goes somewhere new and shout #YOLO before he runs into battle.