Retention to Detail (Ul'dah)
Retainer Quest
Issuing NPC: Thaisie
Ul'dah (6-4, Inside the Adventurer's Guild)
Required Class: Any
Minimum Rank: 1
Previous Quest: N/A
Type: Market Ward
Unlocks: Ability to Sell
Rewards:
Appreciation for a real economy system present in other MMOs
Walkthrough:
Speak with Thaisie to hire your retainer. You'll be presented several frivilous race and feature options. Just rapidly pick something with strange colored skin and big boobs.
After selecting your Retainer's appearance, choose a ridiculous innuendo for a name (I chose "Fell Cleavage").
Walk all the way across town to the Market Wards.
To Purchase Items
Select Item Search Counter
Select the ward you *THINK* the item you're looking for would probably be in.
Search dozens of subcategories and hope you luck out finding the right one for the item(s) you're looking for.
IF by some miracle, you find the item you're looking for:
Select the item
Hit "Yes" button at bottom to track item
Remember the location of the cheapest vendor for that item!
Select Market Wards
Select desired ward
Wait for loading screen
Be assaulted with the worst elevator music ever invented
Wade through lag, running to the desired retainer
Target and speak to them
Purchase desired item from retainer
Wade through lag and run back to the Market Ward window
Rinse and Repeat several dozen times.
To Sell Items
Select Market Ward
Be assaulted with the worst elevator music ever invented
Choose any random ward you think best applies to the item(s) you're selling, the actual ward you choose has no bearing whatsoever
Wait for loading screen
Wade through lag and use the awkward menu to summon your Retainer
Target and speak to your Retainer
Trade the items to your retainer, individually or in quantities
Allow the server several seconds between each trade to catch up to what you're doing
Go into the Retainer's Bazaar submenu
Select an item, choose how many of that item you would like to sell, and the price
Close the menu, and the Retainer will give you a smart alecky comment. Every time..
Wade through lag and run back to the Market Ward window
To check your sales, repeat the above, wade through lag, speak to your Retainer, select the Currency submenu and see if there's anything there. If so, you can transfer it to your inventory