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    I assume Mindflayer is slighly more likely, yes, lol. It did says squid-like and not octopus-like, after all.

    But a man can joke!
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    More importantly, how did this diary of a guy's bungled sex adventure find its way into the forbidden section of a library?
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  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalvy View Post
    More importantly, how did this diary of a guy's bungled sex adventure find its way into the forbidden section of a library?
    Records, maybe. What he did, what not to do - you know, evidence. Or maybe it was from someone who worked there, lol.
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    Perhaps he was one of the librarians who, overcome with the Tales of High Succubi and seeing Lady Amandine, went mad trying to capture beauty like hers and the rest is in-game history. I also think Mindflayer is more likely but...A guy trying to summon a Succubus for icky-stuff and ending up with ULTROS is too hilarious to pass up lol
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    It's so wrong in so many levels that is why its on the forbidden section; I bet the book was later called 50 shades of ultros.
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    All in all I think we need to call Ash he's good with handling stuff like this. I mean he has his boom stick and his chainsaw hand.
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    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteArchmage View Post
    Perhaps he was one of the librarians who, overcome with the Tales of High Succubi and seeing Lady Amandine, went mad trying to capture beauty like hers and the rest is in-game history. I also think Mindflayer is more likely but...A guy trying to summon a Succubus for icky-stuff and ending up with ULTROS is too hilarious to pass up lol
    Well, I think the OP is pointed out... at the time the events with Amandine happened, the library had been abandoned. There were no Sharlayan librarians left.

    So, I can only speculate a voidsent bibliophile put it there or something.
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    Wait, so someone wanted to cure his Lady Amandine fetish by summoning a succubus into the body of an ugly corpse and somehow turned it into Ultros? That's a whole new level of failing.
    It makes it extra funny that Amandine herself was turned into a Succubus with the help of old Lahabrea. That woman is trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Risvertasashi View Post
    Well, I think the OP is pointed out... at the time the events with Amandine happened, the library had been abandoned. There were no Sharlayan librarians left.

    So, I can only speculate a voidsent bibliophile put it there or something.
    Granted, I meant the LIVING Lady Amandine, the OP also mentioned her being disfigured AFTER the Calamity, so presumably the librarian (since it'd be at least 10 years before the Calamity) would have seen her beautiful self instead of the voidsent she became. That may not have been very clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
    Did a little translation to make sure. Japanese and German only say, "Succubi are beautiful and I want one!" English and French went out of their way to characterize the writer of the diary has having met Lady Amandine and having become absolutely enamored by her beauty. As of the writing of the diary, Amadine is still human. He's simply comparing the beauty of the high succubus to her without knowing that, ironically, she herself would one day become possessed by one.

    Either way, the guy has a corpse and he's trying to summon a succubus into it so he can ...get down... with it, and he totally botches the attempt.




    Just for fun, here's my trademark combined and paraphrased version of all four languages' contributions and characterizations.

    ...wait, a minute. ...Ultros?... Is that why he's so lewd!?
    Okay thank you for this info I was confused then xD lol
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