Can we get modern english translation?

[Zeirnaton]

Come off it. It's not "playing" if you're reading text. It's not "playing" if you're complaining about something stupid on the forums.

if I wanted to play like the average player, I'd be too dumb to get past pre-nerf Vishap or even pre-nerf Twintania.

reading text in the game is playing the game, reading the games story making sense of it, helping you further dive into the game so you can "more?" enjoy it allows you to have a more satisfying feeling playing the game. reading a book is reading a book

playing a childrens card game part of playing said game is reading. how an you even say that reading the text in this game much less to any game isn't playing it?