Request for joke weapons

[SpookyGhost]

MRD/WAR - Shovel

I'd use this, joke or not.

[Nektulos-Tuor]

I'd use this, joke or not.

I want a hammer..

[Teslo]

Love this idea. The Moogle weapons were funny, but not quite in the same way.


WAR : Stop Sign (or other similar road sign that's more Eorzea appropriate)
MNK : A pair of tankards
PLD : I have so many ideas for weapons for Paladin... Leek, Swordfish, French Baguette, Chainsaw?, and shields ; Wok, Doughnut, Training Potty, Lalafel tied to a plank (Love the cheese wheel, too!)
DRG : (Again, love the mop or any long garden tool!) Giant Q-Tip
BRD : Trombone with a string up the long part of the tube
NIN : Two pairs of oversize chopsticks, or a pair of any of the suggested PLD weapons. lol
WHM: One of those... Uh, body board things that lifeguards use. Dunno what they're called.
BLM : (Really like the lamp post!) Rubber chicken? lol
SMN/SCH: (The moogle book is already a pop-up book) A single piece of paper with the word TAKTIKS written in crayon and a couple circles and x's with arrows pointing in various directions
DRK : Surf Board? Held at the thin end, obviously... Or maybe a surfboard mounted to a small handle. lol
MCH: An obviously fake looking gun with a BANG flag coming out of the end (I know, not original, but I couldn't come up with something better! ><)
AST: Magic 8 Ball surrounded by Triple Triad cards

So many possibilities...

[Sagittarian]

WAR : Stop Sign (or other similar road sign that's more Eorzea appropriate)

Izaaaayaaaa!

[DracotheDragon]

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MCH: An obviously fake looking gun with a BANG flag coming out of the end (I know, not original, but I couldn't come up with something better! ><)


So many possibilities...

i got a few for MCH


WAR: Car Fender
MNK: DODO'S! (punching with 2 fat derp dodo's)
PLD: EXCALAPOOR, or A STICK!
Drg: A SQUID (thinking the joke weapon from soul callibur)
Brd: Rock Guitar
Nin: Fork and Knife
Whm: Umberlla, and maybie... A GIANT FLOWER
BLM: Vacuum cleaner
Smn Sch (i like the crayon idea) Extremely childish book
DRK: SOLID DARKNESS PEE (for those who thought dark knight was so edgy they pee darkness)
Mch: SPUD CANNON!, BB gun, Cross bow, Banana.
Ast: Triple Triad Deck, Crystal ball and taoat cards, Basket ball

[Duelle]

I'd use this, joke or not.

Great, now I'm trying to picture a Shovel Knight glamour set and wondering how to put it together...