Your derpiest noob moments

[TruebladeNuke]

I really like this thread. It makes us all so much more human (rather than feeling like you're the only one that messes up and everyone else is godly...).

Same. It's the exact reason why I watched the "Fails of the weak" videos that revolved around people messing up horribly in the Halo videogames. If you ever feel like that the bad luck and horrible judgement skills only happen to you, just watch one of these videos!

And now we have our own version of that via this forum thread, lol.

[SevenHeavens]

move right

[ReddAxel]

- Running past the Forked Lightning target on my way to the Egg in T11, only to get clipped by it.
- Getting Forked Lightning and moving away from the group, only to run straight into our healer and almost hitting them with it.
- Popping off Blood for Blood right before Nerve Cloud hits the room. Not a good idea.
- Getting killed by a mechanic, hearing the raise sound effect and hitting buttons so fast you end up teleporting back to the beginning.

Those were just in the past week in raid -.-

[Arkenne]

So, me and my friend are helping one of our FC mates rank up her Chocobo in the stable by feeding it, sadly only one can feed it once per hour, so we often "compete" for it.

I say "compete" because I always forget all about it.

And this one time I finally managed to sneak up on her to feed the acursed bird, was all happy to see the "ready" and laughing behind my friend's back, hur hur hur, *click*, *message pops* "this bird exp for this rank is already maxed, it wont gain any exp unless rank cap is broken".

OTL

[Bamboofox]

I went to Turn 10 as a bard for the first time last night. My highlights were:
- Repelling Shot out of Sacred Soil before raidwide damage.
- *Almost* Repelling Shot out of a tether I was supposed to soak, not quite, but a split second after I hit the button I realized what I'd done and clenched.

[revonine]

I went to Turn 10 as a bard for the first time last night. My highlights were:
- Repelling Shot out of Sacred Soil before raidwide damage.
- *Almost* Repelling Shot out of a tether I was supposed to soak, not quite, but a split second after I hit the button I realized what I'd done and clenched.

Personally I love to Repelling Shot into instant death walls myself xD

[Spawnie]

had a new derp moment last night lol been stuck on 59 triad cards for quite a while over 300+ shiva/levi runs no drops so dropped onion knight card from WOD last night im like yaaaaaaaaaay thinking i might get somethin for it i go wander over to achievement npc n guess what?? gives me 3 cards LOL!!!! i facepalmed so hard last night and my girl wouldnt stop calling me derpina LOL

[Emerald_Wyvern]

I joined a T8 farm party a few weeks ago. It was going... pretty poorly, but we were having fun so nobody complained. I got AF in one of the runs, ran back to the corner and got Gaseous Bomb. I sat there for a few seconds looking at the beam going "Dafuq is that?" Then I realized it and tried to sprinting to the group. Needless to say a solo soak Gaseous Bomb is a wipe.

[kirk]

Doing T10 and seeing we had wild charge but no heat lightning had gone off then i noticed the tether line a little late needless to say i murdered the drg/monk >_>

[Saseal]

Did trial roulette about two weeks ago - finally didn't get SoF or Ifrit HM, but did get Garuda HM.
I haven't done Garuda HM in ages (just have a preference for Garuda EX if it's Garuda anything).
I forgot the fight and the differences in the mechanics between HM and EX :|
I started doing EX anticipated mechanic movements.

Insert over-geared healer confusion derps.
That must have looked wonderful. 10/10.

-_-

Well, at least I didn't die to anything... except in wishing to crawl in a hole to do so.