If you're not here to experience this awesome story of how a giant magical creature shits a meteor on the head of an old geezer which in turn unfolds this amazing story of people who talk a whole lot of technical mumbo-jumbo about trapping black-clad faceless guys that live between dimensions into a crystal of liiiiiiiiight, if you don't want a tiny dragon to whisper in your ear and tell you dirty jokes, and if you don't want to get arrested by sexy (?) henchmen to play rough in a prison cell with them... if you're not up for constant yelling in dialogue (Raubahn, seriously! tone it down), also slow-motion speech (Merlwyb, seriously! can you talk any slower?!) and body parts flying everywhere...then I'd like to quote Michelle Rodriguez from Resident Evil here for you "Your problem. Not ours."