Most Amusing Dungeon Stories?

[Nep_Nep]

I wonder if this counts as amusing. I can at least laugh about it now. xD

I cued into WoD one time as bard looking for the coveted Bard chest.
Saw one Warrior. Two White Mages, Another Bard, A Dragoon and a Monk.
Thought it was going to be another boring WoD run. Boy was I wrong.
So we get to the first set of trash. Warrior Tank runs in, I look away to check something for maybe half a second and turn back to see he's dead.
Okay.. minor setback I'm thinking. Next Monk dies to something. The healer quickly rezes the Monk. This happens FOUR times during the trash. I counted. We managed to kill the trash after a long period of time. I thought the Monk was just unlucky.

We get to the first boss. Monk proceeds to die to doom about 3 times in a row.
Dragoon gets doom, dies with the monk. (This being the Monk's 4th time now.)
I'm thinking "I'm in hell."
My entire party got Doom after that. That scene was unreal. Just Doom hitting your entire alliance. I can't remember if anyone died that time. Looked over at the monk and saw she had weakness but I didn't see her rez. Unless she got raise and rezed quickly. I wasn't paying attention to her at that time but I don't think she had it before.

So we kill the boss..eventually and get to the next set of trash. My entire alliance leaves. The Tank, The two Healers and all the DPS but me.
I just stood there with a "WTF" look on my face. I was about to leave but my party quickly filled back up and I got through the instance.
Oh and the kicker. No bard chest. 5 head Dragon drops a belt.

At least my run wasn't boring. xD

[rjspencer4]

Not a dungeon but still amusing

I entered Ifrit Hard Mode trying to get my weapon drop for the 50th time when I saw that the other paladin had about 3000hp less than me.
He doesn't do a ready check and just rushes in, so I immediately go into "not a chance in hell" mode and take the aggro from him before he gets us all killed.
The paladin fights me for aggro the entire fight (does a horrible job of it) while standing right next to me and refused to respond to chat or attack the nails.
According to the lodestone he still had lv.35-40 accessories equipped.

[Animarelic]

Ran Quarn HM with a SCH who refused to use Aetherflow when I asked why they told me they were more than capable of healing without it and demanded I do small pulls to accommodate them. Realizing I was dealing with someone beyond mental reasoning or one helluva troll I said either the SCH goes or me and they kicked me. All I could do was laugh and re-queue getting the same dungeon in less than a min this time with a more reliable sch.

[Azurr]

T1 starts. Scholar 'I am a battle mage, I don't heal ~~~'

I was on my monk alt and my friend was a dragoon and we decided to have a bet on who will die more in Sycrus. Our friends were healing. The rest of the party was entertained as we proceeded to discuss how he was clicking off his buffs and how it is not smart to challenge a dragoon to a death off since that was his specialty. He ended up winning with 12 deaths to my 7 xD Sometimes my friends would stop rezzing him, but then another alliance healer would get him, as they were unaware of what was going on.

Once met a dragoon in wanderers palace who kept making funny jokes and puns throughout the instance and then revealed at the end that he was fishing for commendations, since he wasnt a tank or a healer so his humor was the only thing going for him. I did give him a comm xD

Tam tara NM. The tank in all ironworks loads in, gets mad at the healer using medica and storms off after insults of 'newb' variety. I was leveling my lnc, but I play healer most often so I explain in and outs of healing and rest of the run goes smoothly with me tanking. Oh the horrors, new people in low level dungeons.

[Anapingofness]

A little while ago I was farming lights for my axe when Mog HM was bright.
So, I'm really close to 2k lights and I decide that Mog HM was good- especially since most people are over geared for it. Heck, if I was lucky I'd get some of the weapons for desyth!

So I zone in, most of the group is really friendly. The other tank, a pld, doesn't even bother greeting the group.
I ask if she/he would prefer the moogles or the tank- no answer.
I just assume that since they're too cool to talk, they're too cool for the pleb moogles so I grab them.
The dps go ham on the moogles and we kill them stupidly quickly.
However, the last of the moogles dies just as I tic up to x5 stacks of wrath.
So as we're waiting for the moogles to dance the pld decides to tell me that I must be a very confused person since I'm sitting on x5 stacks of wrath and all in all I should lrn2war.
So the moogles finish their dance and the fight continues. We clear the fight with no problems and the pld starts in again criticizing my tanking because of my earlier x5 stacks of wrath and the like.
I told her/him to get an attitude adjustment and left. ~_~;;

[Ashkendor]

However, the last of the moogles dies just as I tic up to V x5 stacks of wrath.
So as we're waiting for the moogles to dance the pld decides to tell me that I must be a very confused person since I'm sitting on x5 stacks of wrath and all in all I should lrn2war.
So the moogles finish their dance and the fight continues. We clear the fight with no problems and the pld starts in again criticizing my tanking because of my earlier x5 stacks of wrath and the like.
I told her/him to get an attitude adjustment and left. ~_~;;

That's funny. I try to have 5 stacks of wrath going into that phase so can SC the hell out of the small moogles and drag the GLD/MRD off to the side. It's certainly easier than clicking and using tomahawk on each. Let's face it, SC is more fun than that anyway. I actually just spend the first phase out of Defiance, then turn it on and Infuriate, but whatever floats your boat. As long as fuzzballs die, it doesn't really matter. :3

[Mugiawara]

My bff Nepo.

LMFAO! I remember you telling me this on Skype.


Anyone else have someone that had the Lightning thing in WoD, run as fast as they possibly could, then a trail of people
run behind to save them? xD! I die everytime when they get one shot.

My story that I'll pick since it relates to that:
One time this WHM in WoD told me not to sing, she had like a low 2kish MP so I thought I'd give her a bit of a boost back.
She said 'Don't worry about singing unless one of us is dead."
-See's very low 2k MP, a lot of people having low HP, seeing her spam Medica II;

1a. A WHM with low MP told me not to sing.
1b. Low MP. Mage of White, the healer that needs good MP management...
1c. A HEALER, told me not to sing.
1d. Spamming Medica II, we're dying.
1e. People cry tears when bards don't sing, I sing, get told not to.

I am still scratching my head on this one.
Anyways, I was like "Aight..." then you already know what happens next. xD!
She gets the lightning, runs half across the map and explodes. She goes
"I spoke too soon." And guess what I did? Like a good bard, I sung for her.

At the end of the run, I got no comm.
=_=; DAMN YOU STUPID WHM! XDD

[Anapingofness]

That's funny. I try to have 5 stacks of wrath going into that phase so can SC the hell out of the small moogles and drag the GLD/MRD off to the side. It's certainly easier than clicking and using tomahawk on each. Let's face it, SC is more fun than that anyway. I actually just spend the first phase out of Defiance, then turn it on and Infuriate, but whatever floats your boat. As long as fuzzballs die, it doesn't really matter. :3

Lol I know what you mean.
-feeds cookies-

[UnaverageWalrus]

See, here's the thing. I was accused of being rude / mean to new people earlier while tanking.

At first, I was asking what was wrong with a DPS (ARC) who had their topaz out. Another person said, "Hey, they might be new." I replied, "Okay. Hey, ARC, you shouldn't have your topaz carbuncle out because it takes aggro away from me." No reply. Just continued doing so. He got even more brave. He began pulling for me.

I was not happy. The healer began focusing on healing that carbuncle over me and I asked what the healer was doing. I was being let drop to one-third of my health in a lot of cases, despite holding four mobs at once.

I got further sick of this. I stopped and let the ARC run in and pull a boss (and adds) as he was so inclined. I sat back, watched, and smiled as the Topaz Carbuncle died, the ARC died, the healer died, and I came in, grabbed aggro back, duo'd the boss with a rogue, and succeeded.

[UnaverageWalrus]

They did not learn their lesson, nor did they talk in party chat. They did so again until I attempted to kick the ARC. The healer and the ARC left. Killed off a bit more dungeon with the Ninja, got an archer, and then a competent healer. Rest of the dungeon went off without a hitch.