Somehow I can trace a parallel from this topic to old ladies complaining about "them young 'uns blasting that goddamn rock music on their radios" on the AFTERNOON.

You're bothered? go somewhere else. I can say I have lots of fun in those events. It's like a party, it's like fireworks, it's FUNNY, it's FUN.
If you can't see the fun, don't spoil for the ones who do. Go turn off player effects or go somewhere else. Geez...