Quote Originally Posted by Iskander View Post
The ad needs more flare, more umph. You got to make the ladies want to go up to that altar with you. A real Ad:

"Ladies! You looking for a real mate?! Someone that will cherish you forever? Someone that will steamroll everything in your name?! Who better to walk down the aisle with and bond yourself to for eternity than a conqueror?! The Mightiest Conqueror of all time, the Great Iskander, is single! Come and ride into glory with the Conqueror on a white feathered chariot!"
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1709492/

That is an eternal bond ad.
Who IS this guy?!

Pfft, please. Ladies, avert thine eyes from this pretender. He is not what he seems to be. If you wish to be shackled to a charlatan, then by all means contact this man!

Aha, no. I knew it, you are reading on. Your curiosity is piqued, no? Then allow me to introduce myself.

I am known commonly as Sakon Shima among my people in the luscious, lavish lands of Odin. Who am I, you ask? Why, I am anything you wish a man would be. Charms that melt your heart, manners that will impress your family, looks that will open your l- *clears throat* Looks that will make you wonder why I was never in your life before! This man, who labels himself as a conqueror... What lies! This man lacks class, just look at him! He covers his face with that mask of his no doubt in shame!

What can I bring you, over some "conqueror" you ask? My dear, I will bring you wealth, I will bring you adventure, I will bring you a higher style of living! Do you want to travel to the unknown regions of the world? Then join me and we will take to the skies on wings of passion and love! You will feel young forever, by my side! I will never let you feel unwanted! No doubt this "conqueror" will latch his envious eyes onto other women and forget about you!

You will have my heart and I will bare it to you. You have a problem? You may lean on me, I will assist you in anyway whatsoever. I will always have your back! Ah! Such sensitivity unknown to any other man!

Ah, but where are my manners? Here, let me show you a picture of me.

You can see my thoughtful side here. My thoughts are no doubt on you and how beautiful you must look...



Allow me to show you my class and wealth as I pose with style atop my large mansion.



Come! Journey with me and you shall see places like this! Such a view! Imagine the love making under such skies... How romantic.



And so, my dear. I am waiting for you. Come with me and let us see the world together!