I agree with OP somewhat. Although it could be more to due with a ADD issue I have. It's hard enough to keep my attention on the story. But when I start having to concentrate to make out words I'm not use to seeing it gets frustrating. I wouldn't want SE to change it sense I'm sure at least half the user base enjoys it. They go out of there way to make sure there's many different languages. So maybe they can add one more. Clear to read English, for those of us that maybe getting a little older and find it difficult to follow what some of these guys are saying. I think if I was back in my teens I'd probably have no issues, IDK. But it is hard for me when they start using words like that.

This brings up a question for me now. Sense we have these different English speaking people in the game. Is it similar in the other languages. ESP Japanese? Like do Japanese players get to *cough*enjoy*cough* the same hard to read sentences that we do, in their own language? Or do they not have to deal with that at all? I'm sure with voice over's they could do that, but is it as easy to convey accents in their language as it is in ours?