The Old English melodrama dialog is a bit over the top

[Issachar]

What?

/10characters

Thanks babycakes♥

Except for the fact that the syntax is absolutely horrible. It's filled with redundancies. Take, for instance, the most infamous: "must needs." You do not need two words that are synonyms right next to each other. It's redundant and not even sixteenth century had that redundancy.

And this is what happens when you try to sound smart without actually being smart :/