anyone not lalafell already doesn't exist
anyone not lalafell already doesn't exist





FFXIV: You Touched My Tra La Fell: http://youtu.be/hFGKNgMk7X8



I tried to at first, but their biggest flaw was a pain in the butt to me: their vantage point. XIV loves 30' tall fate/raid bosses, mechanics that put a target over your head, strats where you bunch up. Just not a good place to be eclipsed by other characters and have to look directly up to see visual queues like which t11 head is doing its move first.
Edit: also relevant... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ulxyA0_qx4
Last edited by Alistaire; 12-16-2014 at 11:37 AM.

For my alt, imediately prior to playing XIV, the last MMO I played was TOR. In it, my main was a Bount hunter who was basically the worst human being in the universe. She was violent, greedy, violent, insulting, violent, and violent. I figured when I recreated her in XIV (I do that a lot, Mirasa is my former Aion character.) I'd pretend to have all thoze qualities in the single most adorable race I could. Something of a cross between karmic re-incarnation and a taste for irony.
Only so you lower your guard. Next thing you know, they're outside your house stroking the end of their creepy little mustaches in the vans they surly live in, pirating your house's wifi. They never really "log off for the night"' they just mosy down the block and log on with another Lala. Wifi freeloaders. When the server goes down for maintenance, they usually huff a can of Pledge, lubricate themselves with the contents, and see if they can slide in to your house through your clothes dryer exhaust. Why else do you think lint builds up in there? Finally, when they arn't posing for Eorzea's Top Model, they send News Corp. the 411 on all your fears and phobias, so Steve Doocy and Liz Hasselbeck can regurgitate it on Fox and Friends, with a political twist. This makes it so you're afraid to leave your house so you log on to FFXIV and confide in your half-pint buddies about how you saw a pill on Fox News that can help Granpa get a stiffy. And the cycle starts over again.
Nope no Lalas on my friends list.
I play a Lala for 2 reasons, 1: They remind me of the classic Final Fantasy sprites I grew up with eg... FF IV characters and 2: They go perfect with my character name.
Lord Lolorito and Teledji Adeledji's voice in Japanese, are far from being children voice.


out of spite
they were high/drunk, and thought it was good idea; you know, like ppl getting stupid tattoos, when they are drunk...except that they are still high/drunk, and still think it's funny.
why do ppl buy chihuahuas or expensive handbags? cause they suck, and if there's some catastrophe, they will be the first ppl to die.
common sense isn't very common, and every villain is a hero, in their own mind, and lalafells think more highly of themselves, than they should (to over-compensate for their small and disproportionate/fat bodies, and turkey like feet)
any self respecting person, should boycott lalafells.
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