Cash Shop [SATIRE]

[meischoice]

Now that a cash shop exists in FF. I am physically forced by an unknown power within me to use the cash shop or else i will be fall behind on content that has no affect on actual gameplay or progression!

This is all SE's fault and I do not approve! The Cash Shop may as well be a real life sidequest that I MUSTcomplete so I can clear the entry in my journal! My minion collection will never be complete! I don't play the game, I live it!

#gatedbycashshop #removecashshop #riotincoming

[Krimzon]

Cool. /10char

[NoF2P]

Wow! I'd better quit while I still can! I'm definitely going to try. Well, maybe just one more minion wouldn't matter... No! I'm going to force myself to play real games until I get over it!

(btw, do you happen to have the number for DLCs Anonymous? - for a friend I mean..)

[Vorpal_Spork]

Now that a cash shop exists in FF. I am physically forced by an unknown power within me to use the cash shop or else i will be fall behind on content that has no affect on actual gameplay or progression!

Now that people don't like the cash shop I am physically forced by an unknown power within me to complain about opinions that have no affect on actual gameplay or progression!

[Massterchef]

Now that a cashchop exists in FF I can P2W.....
















minions and a horse that have no effect on endgame content.

[Wobble]

I bought a minion, wedding and some dye, I already beat the game. You may all log off and delete it from your rig.

[Renik]

@OP

Ignorance must be a gift for ppl like you, not understanding the others is what causes wars, and this kind of conduct is the trigger, you sure must be proud about it, like the others who support this silliness.

[Vondoomervil]

Lol wut /10char

[kyuven]

I AM COMPELLED TO HATE ALL THAT VIOLATES MY OWN VERY SPECIAL CONCEPTION OF WHAT A GAME IS TO ME AND ANYTHING DIFFERENT IS BAD AND I'M GOING TO THREATEN TO QUIT BUT WON'T ACTUALLY DO IT BECAUSE STUFF.

[Eggnook24]

I thought satire was supposed to be funny...?