The Abonimation Known as WTFWHM

[Lyrica_Ashtine]

Well, if there's a WTFWHM there's also a WTFTANK:

-Unable to use combo's
-Unable to Flash/Overpower
-Unable to wind-up combos for upcoming adds
-Blows all/a bunch of CDs 5-10s before a pull
-Blows all CDs on one pack and has none for the next
-Prematurely pulls before the healers are done buffing (DPS don't need stoneskin! Right?)
-Pulls even though the scholar is applying adloquium/succor (look at the casting bar!)
-Loses agro on pull because not everyone was ready/still buffing up and blames it on others.
-Too hyper to stand still
-1 or 2 black mages in party: Still pulls one pack at a time
-Tanks that don't tank (Syrcus Tower scenario)
-Not tagging every mob they could have tagged while passing through them (flash/overpower or lobbing/tomahawking while running)
-Don't know what Provoke actually does
-Stays in field AoE damage (Tam-Tara HM second and last boss) <- yes, this DID happen

Did I forgot anything?

Edit: Actually, I did forget some:

-Tanks hitting slept mobs
-Thinks healers are only there to fill up HP bars - Healers can do more than just fill HP bars

edit2: GRAMMAR NAZI fix

[Ignnis]

Did I forgot anything?

-Pulling with provoke.

As a WHM I keep stoneskin on my party all the time, intact I frequently spend half the dungeon chasing party members trying to cast it, so sometimes the WHM isn't casting stoneskin because they're just sick fed up chasing after you. Don't even get me started on "ERMAH GERD LITZ PLL BOSS BEFORE BUFFZZZ" tanks then "ERMAHGERD WHURS MAH PRTCT" that follows because I now have to practically protect everyone separately because theyve all spread out and thus take a huge dent to my mp.

If I see WHM's using fluid aura my com is not going in their direction. Same with aero pull and if Im the tank I just stand there and watch the monsters beat them up.

As for raising people, I raise people if my MP allows for it (I don't want to raise you then have 100 mp left when I have 3-6 more people to take care of) and if you're like some people I keep meeting in ST and take every single avoidable aoe to the face + multiple avoidable deaths you can stay dead.

Also that WTFSCH that camps clerics and just expects the WHM to solo heal the whole raid/trial without asking if said WHM is comfortable with this. Edit: Actually in general anyone that decides to ignore mechanics that consequently means the healer has to heal more before asking if the healer is ok/can do this (refer to sig).

[Sapphic]

Well, if there's a WTFWHM there's also a WTFTANK:

You forgot one:

Tanks comparing size of their Epeens by voking the boss off of each other in CT/ST.