If they sell fat chocobo, I will be pretty upset.

That's the "replacement" CE 1.0 gift I call it, for not getting my Rites of Passage with my CE. It never came, I emailed SE a dozen times, they pretty much said I'm SOL and they would not do anything about it. NA couldn't get the cup, or the map, an apparently it was too hard for that 3rd party that printed the rites to actually, you know, print all of them and send them out to us.