FF 14 jokes

[Morningstar1337]

"His rotations carry a weight that would break a casual's jaw."
"He's a lover, not a raider; but he's also a raider, so don't get any ideas."
"He is the key to raids he has never attended."
"His sword alone has slain more than a casual's entire body."
"He once soloed Titan EX. That's right. You heard me."
"If he were to own your team at Frontlines, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"If he's on you PF, you would put it in your shouts."
"Both jobs of his Arcanist are BiS."
"Primals have a week dedicated to him."
"He once lost in a PuG raid, just to see how it feels."
"He is... The Most Elite Player in the World."

[JayCommon]

"His rotations carry a weight that would break a casual's jaw."
"He's a lover, not a raider; but he's also a raider, so don't get any ideas."
"He is the key to raids he has never attended."
"His sword alone has slain more than a casual's entire body."
"He once soloed Titan EX. That's right. You heard me."
"If he were to own your team at Frontlines, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"If he's on you PF, you would put it in your shouts."
"Both jobs of his Arcanist are BiS."
"Primals have a week dedicated to him."
"He once lost in a PuG raid, just to see how it feels."
"He is... The Most Elite Player in the World."

Haha! Love the Dos Equis references.


His retainers bring back other people's retainers.
Atma complains about him.
If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it in your Lodestone blog.


That's all I got right now, if I think of more I'll edit them in later. Too early for decent thought process lol...

Your arcanist one made me actually lol haha.