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  1. 09-27-2014 04:05 AM #1
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    Why do Monks prefer the Wendy's Kids Meal? Because they can never finish the Triple Stack.
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  2. 09-27-2014 07:48 AM #2
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    Why is you can not watch video in game but watch all the videos on youtube?

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    ... Cutscenes? Unacceptable? But if you dare skip one youtube video...
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  3. 09-27-2014 08:57 AM #3
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    Titan has had a bad time recently, and is talking it over with Ifrit at his place. The hour is late, but the two slowly work their way toward a solution to Titan's apparent relationship distress.

    Ifrit: Are you telling me you didn't see this coming?

    Titan: I just never thought the plumes would be a problem...

    Ifrit: Bro, we both know Garuda is soaring hot, but you gotta learn to say no! You have to make a stand!

    Titan: *Sigh* I don't know... I still haven't told her about the contagious rash spreading all over my trial platform since our last date.

    Ifrit: What rash?

    Titan lowers his head and slowly covers his face in shameful embarrassement.

    Titan: I've got the Dragoons.


    OOOOOH SNAP!
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  4. 09-28-2014 03:22 AM #4
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    Titan walks into a bar.
    Bartender: What's wrong, buddy? Someone broke your heart?
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  5. 09-28-2014 03:26 AM #5
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    CAUTION: Please be careful when visiting The Navel, there are no guard railings or fences to stop you from falling
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  6. 07-03-2017 10:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morningstar1337 View Post
    CAUTION: Please be careful when visiting The Navel, there are no guard railings or fences to stop you from falling
    ♪ Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. ♪
    ♪ Open your eyes, Look up to the spire and see, ♪
    ♪ I'm just a poor boy, too far for a healer to rescue me, ♪
    ♪ Because I'm easy come, easy go, Didn’t step aside, went down below, ♪
    ♪ Any way the move goes doesn't really matter to me, to me. ♪

    ♪ Too late, my journey down has come, ♪
    ♪ Sends shivers down my spine, ♪
    ♪ Body's aching from landing all the time. ♪
    ♪ Goodbye, my dear Titan, I've got to go, ♪
    ♪ Got left behind after everyone rolled for their loot. ♪
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    Credit goes to Niqo'te for her fabulous art in the "Nique's happy fun time!"-thread and Nix/Capa for the Caitlyn drawing to the right. \(^_^ )/
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  7. 09-28-2014 03:33 AM #7
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    So this player starts doing something in the game that requires RNG to succeed.
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  8. 09-28-2014 06:18 AM #8
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    Did you hear about the hungry RMT? He got bananaed.
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  9. 09-30-2014 04:58 PM #9
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    A joke eh?

    So this Hyur comes into a bar...

    No wait it was a chocobo!

    So this Hyur comes into a chocobo...
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  10. 09-30-2014 05:39 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiroh View Post
    A joke eh?

    So this Hyur comes into a bar...

    No wait it was a chocobo!

    So this Hyur comes into a chocobo...
    Silly Highlanders
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