Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Hanz]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

[Akamu_Aniketos]

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

[Aeliott]

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

[Natsu259]

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear

[wiremeshi]

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear

Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount

[Lokialthor]

Your Wish is Granted!! Unfortunately upon adorning said item and placing it on your person. You Start the Steel Reign Fate on your self and every adventure in the area pounds you silly and steals your mantle.

I wish to have my Nutkin Minion to large enough to be ridden like a mount

Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

[Jaffas]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately the only it wants to take you is the Guardian since it hid it`s nuts there.

I wish i could pickup and throw other characters because hurling lala`s is what makes big Roe`s laugh.

You wish is granted, however, it applies to you and only you, and thus people of all 5 races queue up just for you to throw them, as you are the best one man circus in all Eorzea!

I wish friendly cactuars roamed the streets of the Goblet!

[BlackAlien]

Your wish is granted, however we all know how its going ''down'' if you had the ability to summon Leviathan. You would have an unpleasant evening with that beast that has no girlfriend or boyfriend. Adept major chiefs of Japan will understand me.


I wish i could tame wild beasts with my archer so i wouldn't be all alone every night in my bed. sweaty, nervous and especially sad. Oh i can't imagine the moist, furry and cute beast to fight and sleep beside me, telling me he loves me every minute.
I don't need a Chocobo, i need a WILD CRAZY BEAST TO ASK ME FOR FORGIVENESS! Is that too much to ask?!