Quote Originally Posted by Kazenone View Post
Your wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.

I wish I could dual-wield weapons
Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately the only weapons you can dual-wield are the legendary Excalipoor and the mighty Nagrarock.

I wish people would stop patting my lalafelling head when I say I can be the main tank!