Hey everyone

[Tsuwu]

...I'm...
Not sure I understand what you want from us...

/congratulate (?)

Blanket statements like "Ya'lls some witty gents and gals" would inevitably end up disappointing.
But, I will take the compliment.
Pompously and with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
And it will make me grin slightly and silently while I wait in line at the grocery store behind that lady with a speech impediment, who will likely then turn around and scold me for making light of her tragic medical disposition to spray spittle all over the tub of ice cream she was buying for her solo all night Glee marathon.

[Mijin]

...I'm...
Not sure I understand what you want from us...

/congratulate (?)

Blanket statements like "Ya'lls some witty gents and gals" would inevitably end up disappointing.
But, I will take the compliment.
Pompously and with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
And it will make me grin slightly and silently while I wait in line at the grocery store behind that lady with a speech impediment, who will likely then turn around and scold me for making light of her tragic medical disposition to spray spittle all over the tub of ice cream she was buying for her solo all night Glee marathon.

I'm glad that my original and 100% authentic words from the heart have given you encouragement.

[Tsuwu]

I'm glad that my original and 100% authentic words from the heart have given you encouragement.

They have.
Immensely.
They gave me wings to soar like an eagle.
I quit my job, and opened my own boiled peanut company.
I asked out that attractive girl my girlfriend does yoga with, then dropped the both of them like two hot rocks.
Your words have changed my life. Forever.

[Mijin]

They have.
Immensely.
They gave me wings to soar like an eagle.
I quit my job, and opened my own boiled peanut company.
I asked out that attractive girl my girlfriend does yoga with, then dropped the both of them like two hot rocks.
Your words have changed my life. Forever.

That's cool, can I have the attractive ones phone number?

[Seiryuukishi]

If something is too good to be true, it most likely is. All that remains is the motivation behind this, and I am sure it's something I am unlikely to like the answer to.