Hey everyone

[Mijin]

Hey everyone,

My name is Mijin, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny people who spend your free time playing the same awesome game I play. You are the freedom of self-expression that's lacking in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any GM warnings? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me up in-game. I’m pretty cool. I was a Linkshell leader in FFXI, and I invented rainbows. What fun activities do you do, other than “having fun playing a really awesome game”? I also love to raid, and I love a good challenge (I got my relic in 1.0; it was SO hard) You are all awesome people who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic related: It's my character

[Alukah]

-9001/10, try a copy pasta less burned out.

[Tsuwu]

...I'm...
Not sure I understand what you want from us...

/congratulate (?)

Blanket statements like "Ya'lls some witty gents and gals" would inevitably end up disappointing.
But, I will take the compliment.
Pompously and with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
And it will make me grin slightly and silently while I wait in line at the grocery store behind that lady with a speech impediment, who will likely then turn around and scold me for making light of her tragic medical disposition to spray spittle all over the tub of ice cream she was buying for her solo all night Glee marathon.

[Apricoth]

For some reason, this gives me the creeps.

[Mijin]

...I'm...
Not sure I understand what you want from us...

/congratulate (?)

Blanket statements like "Ya'lls some witty gents and gals" would inevitably end up disappointing.
But, I will take the compliment.
Pompously and with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
And it will make me grin slightly and silently while I wait in line at the grocery store behind that lady with a speech impediment, who will likely then turn around and scold me for making light of her tragic medical disposition to spray spittle all over the tub of ice cream she was buying for her solo all night Glee marathon.

I'm glad that my original and 100% authentic words from the heart have given you encouragement.

[Tsuwu]

I'm glad that my original and 100% authentic words from the heart have given you encouragement.

They have.
Immensely.
They gave me wings to soar like an eagle.
I quit my job, and opened my own boiled peanut company.
I asked out that attractive girl my girlfriend does yoga with, then dropped the both of them like two hot rocks.
Your words have changed my life. Forever.

[Mijin]

They have.
Immensely.
They gave me wings to soar like an eagle.
I quit my job, and opened my own boiled peanut company.
I asked out that attractive girl my girlfriend does yoga with, then dropped the both of them like two hot rocks.
Your words have changed my life. Forever.

That's cool, can I have the attractive ones phone number?

[Astralos]

Mijin Gakure? I hope you're not going to explode when I go to shake your hand.

[Seiryuukishi]

If something is too good to be true, it most likely is. All that remains is the motivation behind this, and I am sure it's something I am unlikely to like the answer to.

[SkylerStorm]

For some reason, this gives me the creeps.

I could think of many reasons. But I don't think I'd be allowed to repeat most of them...