Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[HaelseMikiro]

(US Player just keeping it fun)

Your wish was granted, however you're just too cute and Raubahn adopts you as a pet, never letting you get off his shoulder.

I wish I had some bard armor that didn't look like I tripped while climbing out of a broadway wardrobe.

Your wish was granted, however your bard armor now looks like you tripped while climbing out of Lady Gaga's wardrobe



I wish that Eos/Selene and all the Egis refreshed the cooldown on Swiftcast upon being summoned.

[NJA]

(US Player just keeping it fun)I wish that Eos/Selene and all the Egis refreshed the cooldown on Swiftcast upon being summoned.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately you now cast summon spells so swiftly that you lose control and are overrun with fairies. Eos and Selene have become the Tribbles of Eorzea!

I wish that Lady Yuguri would shed her disguise and reveal herself as a talking Chocobo.

[Nauulin]

I wish that Lady Yuguri would shed her disguise and reveal herself as a talking Chocobo.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all Chocobos now regard her as their queen, and ignore everyone else.

I wish I had a koblyn that eat Garlean magitech and fortresses.

[ZohnoReecho]

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all Chocobos now regard her as their queen, and ignore everyone else.

I wish I had a koblyn that eat Garlean magitech and fortresses.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately the warriors of light are jobless now!

I wish Garuda would finally confess her love to Enkidu.

[FJerome]

I wish Garuda would finally confess her love to Enkidu.

Your wish is granted! However, Enkidu must reject Garuda's love because he cannot abandon Greg. Garuda cries about it for weeks and and becomes too depressed to fight anyone, which brings everyone's story-progression and relic-quests to a screeching halt.

[FJerome]

One day I will actually remember to make a wish -_-;;

I wish I could dye the trim on my robes.

[Requis]

I wish I could dye the trim on my robes.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately in the process of dying your robes trim you failed to notice the label on the bottle said "Permanent Dye". The dye having splashed over your body and face has lead to people believing you are diseased and have locked you in a quarantine cell till the symptoms subside...oh dear you could be here a while...


I wish to dethrone Good King Moggle Mog XII and take his crown and lead the Moogles as my own personal army.