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    Vespereaux Vaillantes
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    Exodus
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    Paladin Lv 91
    I used to let WHM's cleric stance dps in dungeons, until I took an aero to the knee.


    A whm, a pld and a drg are walking in sagoli desert when they find a lamp.
    They rub the lamp and a genie appears.
    "I will grant each of you one wish, what does your heart desire" the genie says.
    The whm says " I want an unlimited mp pool!"
    "Done" the genie declares and the whm goes off happily spamming holy.
    The pld says "I want to have better aoe aggro generation."
    "Done" declares the genie and the pld is instantly transformed into a blm who then double flares and goes off with a smile.
    The genie now turns to the drg, "What is your wish?"
    The drg looks up and says "I am sick of being hit by every aoe in a dungeon run, I wish there was some way that I could avoid getting hit by them."
    "Done" declares the genie and the DRG is immediately vote-kicked from the instance.
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    Last edited by TouchandFeel; 09-13-2014 at 04:54 AM.

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    Player Rex's Avatar
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    Rex Xylon
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    Hyperion
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    Lancer Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by TouchandFeel View Post
    I used to let WHM's cleric stance dps in dungeons, until I took an aero to the knee.
    LOL

    This shouldn't be funny but it is...
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