FF 14 jokes

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

Who's Diabolos's favorite band?
The Doors

[Sapphic]

Whats Lalafells favorite food?
Falalafel (falafel)

[leoc85]

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

Monks do it with their fists.

Why do monks always tell the best jokes?
Its because we have strong punchline.

[AdamFyi]

I once brought a lonely Bomb just outside of the Copperbell Mines to the party at The Quicksand. Let's just say that everyone had a blast that night.

[Squa11_Leonhart]

FF14 jokes...

hmmm.. let me think.

Personal Housing!



too soon?

[JayCommon]

Nice thread but where's all the Naul puns/jokes?

My server had much more fun with the bear. In Peter Griffin's voice.


Stinging Sophie said it burned when I Phecda. It still made her Melt.

[Altijacek]

Not ffxiv related but:

Balthier Basched Fran's Ashe using his Penelo at the back if his Vaan

[Akamu_Aniketos]

A dragoon walks into a hair salon and asks, "where can I get the shortcut?"

[WellGramarye]

These Dragoon jokes crack me up. Brings a new meaning to loldrg.


Why are there only Lancer enemies and never Dragoon ones?


Because they always defeat themselves.

[KingOfAbyss]

There's this boy that's about to go to sleep.

Boy - "Daddy, I want you to tell me a story."

Dad - "Oh alright son. Once upon a time there was a Dragoon that surprisingly was alive and kicking.."

Boy - "Daddy, I'm old enough not to believe in Santa Claus anymore. I want a real story!"