FF 14 jokes

[whoopeeragon]

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

WHMs need help keeping up.
SMNs love spreading the contagion.
BLMs do it hot and cold.
BRDs do it with noise.
DRGs need help getting it back up.

[TouchandFeel]

Why should you never run against Titan in an election?
He'll win by a landslide.

[Altijacek]

lol dat landslide

Why is there an accuracy cap on Ramuh? Because beard, nuff said.

[Scootaloo]

How many bosses does it take to bring about an apocalypse?

Just one but it requires exactly 1.0 ounces of fatigue...

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So this male lalafell and Elven walk into a bar and the lalafell says:

"I can't seem to land any hot chicks." said the lalafell.

"Oh? Why not?" asked the elven.

"Its sorta personal" The lalafell replies.

The elven then looks over and pats the lalafell on the shoulder. "Too small huh?"

"How'd you know?!" the lalafell exclaims in shock with a deep blush.

The elven just laughs and says "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find one who doesn't mind your small size."

"I certainly hope so. I can't tell you how degrading it can be when I drop my shorts and get laughed out of the inn room."

[Ooshima]

A dragoon walks into an orphanage and says raise me please.

What is a dragoon's favorite song?

"You raise me up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4mt40FEkU

[KingOfAbyss]

Even Maehiro made one!

Q: There is no Roegadyn within the main group of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. Will we ever see one in the future?
A: Maehiro: Yes, you will. They will play a large role.

[kingatlas]

Why do Miqu'otes always do bad in school-CAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS PLAYING CAT-CH UP!!!

Why did the Elezen get a Lalafell holding a crafting material for lunch - CAUSE HE ORDERED A COKE AND A SMALL FRY!!!

Why did the Roe get mistaked for a rock star -BECAUSE HE WAS ROEG-DYLAN!!

Why did the Lalafell complain at the store -BECAUSE HE WAS SHORT CHANGED!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road - BECAUSE GILGAMESH WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Why did the man get lost in the desert - BECAUSE HE WAS NEITHER HYUR NOR THERE!!!!

Why did the Lalafell shopkeeper move to quarrymill -BECAUSE ITS A SMALL TOWN!!!!!

Why was the man rushing from store to store - BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY ELEZEN MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!

[TouchandFeel]

I used to let WHM's cleric stance dps in dungeons, until I took an aero to the knee.


A whm, a pld and a drg are walking in sagoli desert when they find a lamp.
They rub the lamp and a genie appears.
"I will grant each of you one wish, what does your heart desire" the genie says.
The whm says " I want an unlimited mp pool!"
"Done" the genie declares and the whm goes off happily spamming holy.
The pld says "I want to have better aoe aggro generation."
"Done" declares the genie and the pld is instantly transformed into a blm who then double flares and goes off with a smile.
The genie now turns to the drg, "What is your wish?"
The drg looks up and says "I am sick of being hit by every aoe in a dungeon run, I wish there was some way that I could avoid getting hit by them."
"Done" declares the genie and the DRG is immediately vote-kicked from the instance.

[Kamifubuki-Yoakesetsuri]

Friends don't let friends Monk.

[Rex]

I used to let WHM's cleric stance dps in dungeons, until I took an aero to the knee.

LOL

This shouldn't be funny but it is...