Quote Originally Posted by Odd View Post
It's only getting worse. The other night I had an EPIC dream. If you've been so lucky, you know the type. It's like you know you're dreaming, and nothing can hurt you. Anyways, in this particular dream I was kind of like James Bond, or at least how I imagine Bond if he was a crime fighting toothpick. I did a lot of things that night. I stopped not one, but TWO nuclear attacks. I convinced the 2.5 million people living at the base of that active volcano that they should find a new home. I planted a bomb on an asteroid hurtling towards Earth. Those are just the highlights.
At the end, President Bruce Willis invited me to the White House. He gave a great speech, about how incredibly incredible I was. By the end of the speech, the billions of viewers at home were all on there feet. They watched with pride, as President Willis handed me a fine bottle of cooking sherry to thank me for my efforts.

I woke up screaming.
I love you. /queue awkward silence