I for one found the quest "Stroking the Haft", entertaining. It tells a fascinating story of a man who is devoted to protecting his territory from pesky rats and lizardmen. Now surely no one can find fault with a man who is simply wanting to perform better out on the field? Of course not. He must have the stamina to go long and hard through the thick of any battle! And those two fine ladies, so eager to polish their captain's sword. What devotion! Granted he is more than capable of polishing his own blade, he must certainly be blessed to have someone else give it a good rub. On a final note, that reindeer outfit. I was wondering how long it would take for furry's to make an entry into this game. And there ya go. I look forward to more quests like this in the future, and hopefully more happy endings.