Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
Now that we know they're not worthless, there's a storm of people trying to gather them all up and learn their secrets. Rowena got her start working for an Ishgardian noble who was after Allag artifacts. She seems like a self-made woman now, but she's still after Allag stuff. Makes you wonder if they're still in contact. Makes you wonder who he is - what he wants - what he's doing.
It is worth noting, as I'm sure you have in the past, that this same dude wanted primal stuff in 1.0 and has since shifted his attention to Allag relics after hearing about the information that completed the Lunar Transmitter. I'm 100% with you in that this guy is gonna show up soon. Maybe as a contender for a little somethin'-somethin' talked about in the recent story additions? Hrmmm...

I'm also impressed with the sheer amount of wealth that the tomestones have afforded Rowena as opposed to the primal artifacts. She used to stand around, hawking in Ul'dah. Whoever is getting this ridiculous amount of stones is finding some way to turn a profit on them.

As a side note, I sometimes wonder if SE calculates the amount that she receives from the players and changes the outcome of Revenant's Toll based on that.


Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
For all we know, if you earnestly, honestly, zealously believed in a Burrito Knight, and wished really hard to summon it while adding a bunch of aether, it might appear in all of its spicy glory.
This is my new goal in life.

"O MIGHTY BURRITO KNIGHT!! FILL OUR BELLIES WITH THE SENSIBLE CHUCKLES OF SAUCE PACKET ONE-LINERS AND SCORE OUR GUACAMOLE WITH A SCOVILLE COMPARABLE TO THE BOWEL OF EMBERS!!!"