Till i realized it was april fools day, i thought it was legit, and sounded pretty cool, although might make gf slightly jealous :P
Till i realized it was april fools day, i thought it was legit, and sounded pretty cool, although might make gf slightly jealous :P
But.... but.....Y'shtola...tail-catching minigame.... but.... why it's a lie? why?????? >///<
I want to pet Y'shtola.... *if you know what i mean*
Yoshida-san, the people are speaking. Please consider a real system like this![]()
At least let us romance our retainers, I guess![]()
(Pulls a face)... and here I was. getting my hopes up about finally being able to get drunk with Merlwyb.
"After ten years, finally headed to Sharlayan... absolutely stoked"
No word on being able to bang those Ala Mhiqans at camp Quarrymill. So I'll pass.
Legit for a main title? Yeah sure. FF7/9/10 had something similar, although only for joke content.
Legit for a Visual Novel? Yeah of course, for some reason Otaku love that creepy stuff.
Legit for FFXIV? Yeah, no.
It's an april fools joke because it directly compromises the integrity of both the characters and the story. Playing "ring around my tail" with Y'shtola would make me quickly lose respect not only for her but Final Fantasy XIV and the developers as well.
You're free to rule 34 FFXIV to your hearts content on the internet...But please, for the sake of even halfway decent writing, leave the Visual Novel crap out of Final Fantasy.
You know, the guy who made that collage does understand that a Tataru route would involve some sort of violent confrontation with Wedge. I'd probably do the "Wedge tries to get you in as the middleman in telling Tataru how he feels about her but Tataru ends up falling for you and you never bother to tell Wedge until the inevitable reveal, followed by Wedge walking up to you and punching you in the face after finding out" thing. Would give the story a bitter-sweet twist, but meh. >.>;
* The sad thing is that FFXIV turned RDM into a turret, and people think that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to combine sword and magic into something more, not spend the bulk of gameplay spamming spells and jump into melee for only 3 GCDs before scurrying back to the back line like good little casters.
* Design ideas:
Red Mage - COMPLETE (https://tinyurl.com/y6tsbnjh), Chemist - Second Pass (https://tinyurl.com/ssuog88), Thief - First Pass (https://tinyurl.com/vdjpkoa), Rune Fencer - First Pass (https://tinyurl.com/y3fomdp2)
FFXIV becomes Harvest Moon in the making if this is true. w
IGN: Yvaine Isaulde
World: Tonberry
Knew it was an April fools since the date, but maaan I wish it was real. THANCRED!!!
~Quit moping, get hoping~
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