Weirdest Reason For AFK?

[DubstepNinja]

"Sec, earthquake."

LOL yeah I had to do this as well during the bigger aftershocks , had to abandon two ifrit runs mid battle in 1.0 to evacuate the house as we thought it was gonna fall over <_<

[Vinroke]

'AFK eyes.'

[Shadowtrek]

One I always think of is, "AFK, grandma got out."

[Ryuko]

I used to play online games with a German friend, so the keys on his keyboard were in a different position. (That is relevant to the story.)

I once said: brb for a sex
What I meant was: brb for a sec

The x and c are next to each other. He did not know that. He was thoroughly confused.

As far as a more 'realistic' thing I've said in party... "Brb, need to put my bird to bed." (I have a pet bird. He likes to be covered at night. If I don't comply at exactly 10pm, he starts saying... "It's bed. Y'ready? Ready? It's bed! Go in. It's beeeeeeeeed..." over and over again and won't shut up. XD)

[Linadae]

There was no excuse but it's still a funny afk moment.

My FF11 linkshell was about to pop Kirin.

Plaguebringer: "Popping Kirin"
Omegus: AFK

He came back after we wiped and forever gained the nickname AFKgus.

Also recently I've had to take care of my mom who just had a knee replacement so a lot of people heard,

"BRB putting mom to bed."

[Neishs]

"AFK: My friend tripped and fell into an alternate dimension and I need to go pull her out"

>_>;;

[Avarice95]

afk bees is the best i've heard while playing

[blowfin]

"hold on guys let me finish smoking this weed"

AKA: "brb drinks"

I think my strangest one so far has been a garbage emergency. I.e. I saw garbage blowing off down the street from my bin and had to run and sort it out.

[pochte]

"Brb, bleeding to death"
...please logoff and go to the ER.

[Kinseykinz]

afk bees is the best i've heard while playing

If said while buffing for the demon wall...this would be even more priceless