Weirdest Reason For AFK?

[Vortok]

Started a CM run to help some people through their story and only had to pug a tank. Get a Relic PLD. He afks at the entrance. We go through the entire instance with 1 tank. Right as we get to the final boss he comes back.

"Sorry, kid fell and cut his head. Had to take him to the emergency room."

Fastest (and most conveniently timed) ER in the entire world.

[Tazytiggy]

Fastest (and most conveniently timed) ER in the entire world.

Valentines day, son is showing off for girls on the playground. Hits the slide wrong, from the time we picked him up got his 3 stitches he was back at school within 45 mins. Sometimes you get lucky, but yea doubt that guy did.

[Lithera]

Wow I want his ER...normally in there 2-3 hours minimum...lol

[Arriverderci]

Brb, telling boyfriend, forums, tumbler, Facebook, Twitter and calling family to say House prices are too high.

[pochte]

I was on TS at the time, and had an asthma attack...had to afk 20 mins and my group was like "YAY SHE LIVES!" When I got back.

[Sylve]

I was on TS at the time, and had an asthma attack...had to afk 20 mins and my group was like "YAY SHE LIVES!" When I got back.

As an asthmatic myself .. this happens more often I'd like ._.

On topic: One i end using frequently (and it totally happens) is:
BRB one sec, my cat took a dump under my chair again.

My cat will not use her tray for solid business. She happily uses it for everything else, including furballs, but not poop.

[Ruri]

"BRB Fire" (the guy was actually a fireman and went out randomly for 10-15 mins at a time to put out fires then came back to play, wouldn't have minded if he told us ahead of time he may have to leave several times during the instance to do his job)

[AmandaHuggenkiss]

"Sorry, I need to fap to this dinosaur real quick."

[Quiz]

Afk goldfish on fire

and

Afk trauma

[Tazytiggy]

I think the best one I've ran into was the narcoleptic healer who went to the bathroom and fell asleep (1.x) comes back 20 minutes later like it had only been a few minutes.