Why SE should hire me

[Begeta]

It's nice to see someone post something amusing without insulting anyone. Aside from a couple trolls who clearly didn't read any posts other than the OP, I found this thread entertaining. Thanks Jyo

[Jyoeru]

It's nice to see someone post something amusing without insulting anyone. Aside from a couple trolls who clearly didn't read any posts other than the OP, I found this thread entertaining. Thanks Jyo

Thanks! The only part of this post that is serious is the part where you can't win the lottery if you don't buy the ticket. Other than that, I kinda hoped that the hyperbolic voice in the background would demonstrate how not serious this post was. I clearly undersold the heck out of myself if I were really trying to do this. I did enjoy some of the trolls. Sometimes they add to the spice of life. Sometimes... they just give you heartburn.

[Hobo]

Thanks! The only part of this post that is serious is the part where you can't win the lottery if you don't buy the ticket. Other than that, I kinda hoped that the hyperbolic voice in the background would demonstrate how not serious this post was. I clearly undersold the heck out of myself if I were really trying to do this. I did enjoy some of the trolls. Sometimes they add to the spice of life. Sometimes... they just give you heartburn.

Jyoeru if you ever want another pair of eyes to look at your resume I'd be glad to help. (Only offering because the original post had me cracking up)