Why SE should hire me

[Alexb150]

sounds more like a stalker than a fan. have you cut heads off characters and stuck pictures of your own on yet or not quite reached full nutjob?

but on a serious note.. they have a job recruitment page, you may want to look there

[AdvancedWind]

You had trouble with te-form and want a job with SE? Hah. Also, you do know that Reinhart is your direct competitor, right?

[Jyoeru]

You had trouble with te-form and want a job with SE? Hah. Also, you do know that Reinhart is your direct competitor, right?

Te-form can't just be learned in 5 minutes. It takes practice! And where is Reinhart? I will give him the old Nancy Kerrigan.

[Mythrella]

I enjoy the post, it was a fun read don't know why people dogging on it.

Don't you know this forum is strictly for whining and crying?! Nothing lighthearted belongs on here. EVER.

[Caraway]

This thread makes me smile. Well done, sir.

[LoLo]

Is this suppose to be a resume?

wat

[Retrograde]

I think people are being a bit harsh. Getting your first job out of college is not always what you thought it would be going up until that point, and you've got a long way to go starting a career. So if we take the fact that your strength is not as a programmer, do other options remain? Sure. Forum moderator. Creativity directory. Marketing.

... but they probably still aren't pulling your resume from the forums ... but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit of fun on the forums ... like showing us (by which I mean everyone but me) your tattoo.

[Alavastre]

I love how people are ragging on this guy.

Like everyone that does good in life knows exactly what they're supposed to do at age 8 and spends their entire life to that goal. People are different, and they take different paths to becoming successful. They have a better chance when they enjoy what they do. But seriously, you guys have enough free time to tear down everyone? It is the internet I guess. You get to hide behind your avatar, kind of like the dumb Volt that pulled in front of me and then took a quick left turn this morning.

[Conradus]

To be brutal, this is not a good resume. You write. What have written? Have you been published somewhere, by a real publisher? Do you have excerpts we can review? You studied Japanese. Are you fluent? Can you translate? Have you done any translation professionally? You took copy editing. Did you do any copy editing? What works did you copy edit, and where were they published? Again, do you have a sample of a work you copy edited for our review? You research. Researched *what*? Have you had any of your research published in a peer-reviewed journal? Once more, do you have a paper you've written up on your research results we can review?

[Pangtao]

You're not one for irony, are you? You're (and perhaps the people liking your posts) taking this post way too seriously. And you're trying to make it personal, which is fine, I mean I did put exactly 1% of my details out there for you to use however you see fit. I mean, do you really think I am so desperate to work for Square that I'd take a job cleaning toilets? I am also quite the fan of your generalizations about me. You know so much from so little revealed, and you make many assumptions. Oh well, I did put myself out there, eh?

its not been said, but congrats on almost being done with school!